Thursday, September 9, 2010
Ode to Elaine
I am having a sort of affinity for Juila Louis-Dreyfus these days. I think it stems from her "spokesperson" role for Healthy Choice foods, and since I've been eating a lot of them recently...
I was on the Wii this morning laughing at my complete lack of balance. I mean, you know you are in trouble when the Wii asks you if you find that you trip alot. Frankly, it might as well have asked me if I routinely walk into walls. (Which I do... but whatever..) So, feeling completely uncoordinated and thankfully sequestered to my lonely basement (could you imagine this happened at a GYM? With real honest to God people looking at me?! ARGH!).. I thought of Elaine...
Actually, I thought of Elaine, dancing. God, that was classic. The Elaine dance. Proof that even skinny people aren't graceful. And I kept at the Wii and next thing I knew, I had mastered the advance step routine and I was sweating up a storm.
So, Elaine is my new inspiration. Cause, lets face it, she's damn good (to use a Raynor term). And just to cap off my little Ode to Elaine - a quote:
Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
Can't help but smile. Dance on Elaine.